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HEY KNOW-IT-ALLS!!!
I'M TRYING TO EARN A LIVING HERE ANSWERING QUESTIONS AND GENEROUSLY SHARING MY PEARLS OF WISDOM WITH YOU. THOSE TWO BITCHES I LIVE WITH ARE CUTTING BACK ON THE TREATS UNTIL I START PRODUCING, SO GET WITH IT AND START SENDING ME YOUR LETTERS. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO FLIP MY WIG.
ABBYNORMAL
5 comments:
Dear Abbynormal,
Love your wig! Have a few myself. What color of wigs do yu think are best for a cockapoo?
Love, Desperate to dye!
Dear Abbynormal,
What is the most intelligent part of a dog's anatomy?? What's yours?I want to get a smart dog.
Dear D2D
Bear with me, please. Miss Abbynormal is reeling from a recent breakup with her longtime lover Milo. Despite his pedigree that little twirp is acting just like a white trash yard dog. Humph!
You didn't mention if your designer dog is a male or female, though it hardly matters to me at this point. Any port or butt in a storm is my creed.
Now to business. First and foremost rule of paw-Curtains Must Match The Carpet. Hopefully, we are dealing with a natural blond, so we have a blank canvas. Use your imagination. Go with a theme. Someone mated a Cocker with a Poodle and came up with your pet. It's not like offbeat isn't in the genes.
Abbynormal
p.s. I've posted a couple ideas. Of course, the makeovers were done on nasty little kitties. But, it shows you what can be done if you have no life and lots of food coloring.
Dear Anonymous
No ifs, ands, or butts. It's a toss up between the little brown treasure and the honker. The nose knows. A good sniffer coupled with, well actually, any asshole is a win-win situation. It goes together like white on rice.
Stupid humans use the term "brown nosing" in a derogatory way. But, believe me it is the truest and no-nonsense form of communicating.
Abbynormal
Abbynormal,
I'm sorry to hear about your recent breakup with Milo. As for the food colored pets..........humm Does it really matter if the aroma is the key?
signed Fifi in Philly
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