THE DISCOVERY OF THE REAL BLAIR WITCH

In 1999, the horror film "The Blair Witch Project" was introduced to theatre audiences. A year later, "Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2" was viewed by devoted fans. Both of these endeavors, although entertaining were not based in fact.
I recently was in the Deep South and encounted the scariest and most evil of creatures. Crawl back into hiding, Big Foot. Waddle into the deep water, Lock Ness Monster. In my upcoming story, I will share with the reader my terrifying face-to-face meeting with the hideous and vile "REAL BLAIR WITCH". Slithering from the bar-room gutters of Milwaukee, the disgusting and horrifying monster of folk tales emerged from the dank and putrid swamps of Louisiana and was discovered in a sleepy, little town 46 miles to the north of New Orleans. Be prepared to tremble with fear, gasp in disgust, and believe that such abominations exist.